Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Jeans x 2, khakis, silk shirt, long sleeve shirts x 2, top, underwear, socks x 3.
Real World Haskell, Successful Lisp. Guns, Germs and Steel.
BC-900 battery charger. Super Paper Mario. Ripping Yarns.
A make-your-own root beer kit, and selection of interesting root beers.
2009 Dilbert desk calendar and a mini Geofix set for a desk toy.
And more candy than I can eat in a week.

A good and relaxing Xmas. Oh, and Amazon frustration-free packaging FTW!

Whether you will/have celebrate(d) Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, the southern solstice, HumanLight, Saturnalia, or something else entirely: have a peaceful and contented time.

1. I Love Rocky Road – Weird Al Yankovic
2. Mr. Blue Sky – ELO
3. Paradise City – Guns N’ Roses
4. I Wanna Be Sedated – The Ramones
5. Funkytown – Lipps, Inc.
6. The Gambler – Kenny Rogers
7. Video Killed the Radio Star – The Buggles
8. Hit Me With Your Best Shot – Pat Benatar
9. Butterfly – Smile.dk
10. Mammal – They Might Be Giants
11. Suits Are Picking Up the Bill – Squirrel Nut Zippers
12. Super Trouper – Abba
13. The Power of Love – Huey Louis and the News
14. Lonely Rolling Star – Saki Kabata (Katamari Damacy soundtrack)
15. Nobody Knows You When You’re Down and Out – Eric Clapton
16. Hey Jealousy – Gin Blossoms
17. Fortunate Son – Creedence Clearwater Revival