Werner Heisenberg, having been delayed at the airport on his way to an important physics conference, is speeding down the road in his hire car when he sees a flashing blue light in his mirror and hears that familiar siren noise. He wearily pulls over, winds down the window, and shortly the police officer approaches.
“Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were going?” says the policeman. And of course Werner replies…
“No officer, but I know exactly where I am!”
*groan*
(…but clever!)
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