{"id":231,"date":"2006-10-05T15:03:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-05T22:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=231"},"modified":"2006-10-05T15:03:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-05T22:03:00","slug":"halloween-is-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=231","title":{"rendered":"halloween is coming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I already got the flyer\/catalogue from Party City.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" style=\"border: 1px black solid; width: 90%\">\n<tr>\n<th><a href=\"http:\/\/www.corknut.org\/toys\/trickortreat\/\">My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul<\/a><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px black dotted\">elbeno goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as an anti-pirate.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px orange solid\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/_skye_\/\">_skye_<\/a> gives you 11 teal vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px orange solid\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/arielerilrondil\/\">arielerilrondil<\/a> tricks you! You get a wad of paper.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px orange solid\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/auntysarah\/\">auntysarah<\/a> gives you 18 orange cola-flavoured wafers.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px orange solid\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/editor\/\">editor<\/a> tricks you! You get a used tissue.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px orange solid\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/greatbiggary\/\">greatbiggary<\/a> tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px orange solid\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/henrydeane\/\">henrydeane<\/a> gives you 12 red-orange cinnamon-flavoured nuggets.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px orange solid\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/kinepela\/\">kinepela<\/a> tricks you! You get a rock.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px orange solid\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/linca\/\">linca<\/a> gives you 13 blue cinnamon-flavoured nuggets.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px orange solid\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/rum_pirate_sc\/\">rum_pirate_sc<\/a> gives you 17 red-orange coffee-flavoured nuggets.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px orange solid\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/sylvene\/\">sylvene<\/a> gives you 8 brown evil-flavoured nuggets.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border-bottom: 1px black dotted\">elbeno ends up with 77 pieces of candy, a wad of paper, a used tissue, and a rock.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/www.corknut.org\/toys\/trickortreat\/index.cgi\" method=\"post\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center\">Go trick-or-treating! Username: <input type=\"text\" name=\"username\" size=\"10\"><input type=\"submit\" value=\"Let&apos;s Go!\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/form>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-size: xx-small; text-align: center\">Another fun meme brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/rfreebern\/\"><b>rfreebern<\/b><\/a>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><lj user=\"arielerilrondil\"> and <lj user=\"editor\">: how like you. I forgive you anyway because I think tricking is part of your nature \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n<lj user=\"kinepela\">, I&apos;m surprised at you&#8230; just for that, I won&apos;t tell you about an awesome geocache I know.<br \/>\n<lj user=\"greatbiggary\">, I shared those two pieces of candy out of pity&#8230; I&apos;m still 13 up on you! Mwahahaha.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of you, thanks. But I&apos;ll stick to eating the mound of candy my wife bought and then failed to get rid of, seeing as how we only got 3 trick-or-treaters to our house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I already got the flyer\/catalogue from Party City. My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul elbeno goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as an anti-pirate. _skye_ gives you 11 teal vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum. arielerilrondil tricks you! You get a wad of paper. auntysarah gives you 18 orange cola-flavoured wafers. editor tricks you! 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