{"id":24,"date":"2004-12-31T01:04:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-31T08:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=24"},"modified":"2007-07-29T13:24:05","modified_gmt":"2007-07-29T20:24:05","slug":"electronics-boutique-telemarketing-in-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Electronics Boutique: Telemarketing in person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the mall today to return a belt (an Xmas present which turned out to be too small). I looked around for a medium, but they didn&#8217;t have the kind I wanted, so I just made a return. Very quick, very easy, I hand over belt + receipt, till lady credits $25 to my card. No problem.<\/p>\n<p>Since I was there, I took a look in the anime store. Asked about the new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.square-enix.com\/uematsu\/black_mages\/\">Black Mages<\/a> album (The Skies Above). It&#8217;s not in yet (and apparently the first one is out of stock too, but I have that one already).<\/p>\n<p>Then I popped into EB and picked up a used copy of Front Mission 4. I haven&#8217;t shopped in that EB before and I won&#8217;t be shopping there again soon if I can help it. I waited in line for the 5 minutes it took for the guy in front of me to make his purchase, then I stepped forward. Of course I had to endure the same script that I had just heard played to the guy before me.<\/p>\n<p>Did I have an EB marketing tool, sorry loyalty card (or whatever they call it this month)? No. Do I want one? No. The only things I buy in EB are the things I can&#8217;t get in my local indy store. And even if I bought regularly in EB, I don&#8217;t want them to know all about me, thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Did I want a controller and\/or memory card today? No. This is a one-player game I&#8217;m buying. Almost no PS2 owner <em>in the world<\/em> would need to buy a controller for it. And it&#8217;s a strategy RPG, so I hardly think it&#8217;s going to fill up my memory card. (This question has to be the worst, I mean it&#8217;s the equivalent of the 0.1% hit rate spam &#8211; how many people actually say, &#8220;Oh, I forgot, I don&#8217;t have a controller?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I circumvented the script. I added that I didn&#8217;t need to pre-order a PSP either. Yes, despite the fact that &#8220;it&#8217;s going to be hot&#8221; and &#8220;very hard to find&#8221;. No thanks. No PSP pre-order. There are 3 people behind me in line, you know. I just want to buy one game, for cash. I could have been out of here 30 seconds ago. (I didn&#8217;t say that, but I was thinking it). Thankfully he didn&#8217;t offer me the &#8220;for only 2 dollars, we&#8217;ll insure this for you &#8211; if it ever breaks, just bring it back&#8221; deal. Have these people never heard of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jargon.net\/jargonfile\/b\/bathtubcurve.html\">bathtub curve<\/a>? If the game doesn&#8217;t work, I&#8217;ll bring it back within the week and you will be obliged to replace it or refund my money. If it works, it&#8217;s not suddenly going to stop working 3 months from now. I look after my things.<\/p>\n<p>Another store on the blacklist. It joins Gamestop and Best Buy. Although to be fair, it usually all depends on the manager\/employees for these places. There is another EB in town that I will continue to use for things I can&#8217;t find in my local games store. Mostly older games that I want to pick up used, or things like the Ignition Red Octane dance pad for DDR.<\/p>\n<p>Rant over (well what are blogs for anyway?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the mall today to return a belt (an Xmas present which turned out to be too small). I looked around for a medium, but they didn&#8217;t have the kind I wanted, so I just made a return. 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