{"id":260,"date":"2007-01-09T23:40:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-10T06:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=260"},"modified":"2007-01-09T23:40:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-10T06:40:00","slug":"from-the-person-who-followed-the-orange-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=260","title":{"rendered":"from the person who followed the orange meme…"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Elaborate on your default icon.<\/b>
\nIt's from my wedding programme. Original artwork by mikem<\/a>.<\/p>\n

2. What's your current relationship status?<\/b>
\nMarried with one child.<\/p>\n

3. Ever have a near-death experience?<\/b>
\nNo.<\/p>\n

4. Name an obvious quality you have.<\/b>
\nRed hair? Intelligence? Define obvious.<\/p>\n

5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?<\/b>
\nMahna Mahna.<\/p>\n

6. Name a celebrity you would marry.<\/b>
\nIf I weren't already married? And if she weren't married? And if we were dating? Alicia Silverstone is easy on the eyes, but she'd have to let me eat meat and such.<\/p>\n

7. Who will cut and paste this first?<\/b>
\nI did.<\/p>\n

8. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?<\/b>
\nThat guy off CSI<\/a>. But not so much.<\/p>\n

9. Do you wear a watch? What kind?<\/b>
\nSeiko. Analogue. Gold, slim, white face, thin Roman numerals.<\/p>\n

10. Do you have anything pierced?<\/b>
\nNo.<\/p>\n

11. Do you have any tattoos?<\/b>
\nNo.<\/p>\n

12. Do you like pain?<\/b>
\nI am a product of evolution. So no.<\/p>\n

13. Do you like to shop?<\/b>
\nOnline, where the shopping experience can be short and targeted.<\/p>\n

14. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?<\/b>
\nA roll of lifesavers.<\/p>\n

15. What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?<\/b>
\nA P.G. Wodehouse book.<\/p>\n

16. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?<\/b>
\nBrian from Wonderful World of Animation<\/a>.<\/p>\n

17. What is on your desktop background?<\/b>
\nThis<\/a>.<\/p>\n

18. What is the background on your cell phone?<\/b>
\nI don't have one of those new-fangled ones with backgrounds. It makes phone calls, it stores numbers. The screen is a regular monochrome LCD. That is all.<\/p>\n

19. What was the last movie you watched?<\/b>
\nZathura<\/a>.<\/p>\n

20. What was the last book you read?<\/b>
\nTo Engineer Is Human<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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