{"id":286,"date":"2007-04-01T18:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T01:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=286"},"modified":"2007-04-01T18:38:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-02T01:38:00","slug":"april","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"April"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah yes, April 1st. The day when the Internet becomes useless because the various editors out there don&apos;t seem to understand that it is not an April Fools&apos; joke when <i>every bloody article you read is a bunch of useless tripe<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Less is more, people. And since the Internet enables aggregation so well, that means that to a first approximation, a decent ratio of April Fools&apos; articles for your particular &#8220;news&#8221; site would be 0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah yes, April 1st. The day when the Internet becomes useless because the various editors out there don&apos;t seem to understand that it is not an April Fools&apos; joke when every bloody article you read is a bunch of useless tripe. Less is more, people. And since the Internet enables&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}