{"id":30,"date":"2005-01-21T18:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-22T01:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=30"},"modified":"2005-01-21T18:53:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-22T01:53:00","slug":"30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Fun.<\/p>\n

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DMV Employees, General asshats<\/b>
Circle I Limbo<\/p>\n

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies<\/b>
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind<\/p>\n

Republicans<\/b>
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow<\/p>\n

PETA Members<\/b>
Circle IV Rolling Weights<\/p>\n

George Bush, SUV Drivers<\/b>
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled<\/p>\n

River Styx<\/p>\n

Scientologists<\/b>
Circle VI Buried for Eternity<\/p>\n

River Phlegyas<\/p>\n

Creationists<\/b>
Circle VII Burning Sands<\/p>\n

Steve Ballmer<\/b>
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement<\/p>\n

The RIAA\/MPAA<\/b>
Circle IX Frozen in Ice<\/p>\n

Design your own hell<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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