{"id":471,"date":"2008-04-03T09:53:03","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T16:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=471"},"modified":"2008-04-03T10:05:09","modified_gmt":"2008-04-03T17:05:09","slug":"language-memage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=471","title":{"rendered":"Language memage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, this is going to be a strange mix.<\/p>\n<p>WHAT DO YOU CALL:<\/p>\n<p>1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.<br \/>\nA stream.<\/p>\n<p>2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.<br \/>\nA trolley or a cart. Depends if the back wheels swivel or not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>3. A metal container to carry a meal in.<br \/>\nI suppose a lunchbox? I never had a metal one.<\/p>\n<p>4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.<br \/>\nA frying pan.<\/p>\n<p>5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.<br \/>\nA couch, a sofa or a settee.<\/p>\n<p>6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.<br \/>\nThe gutter and the drainpipe.<\/p>\n<p>7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.<br \/>\nThe patio, but it&#8217;s not covered. Maybe the back porch or the verandah. These are learned terms though.<\/p>\n<p>8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.<br \/>\nSoda. Soft drinks if I&#8217;m distinguishing from alcoholic.<\/p>\n<p>9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.<br \/>\nA pancake.<\/p>\n<p>10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.<br \/>\nProbably a baguette. Or a sub.<\/p>\n<p>11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.<br \/>\nShorts? Swimming shorts?<\/p>\n<p>12. Shoes worn for sports.<br \/>\nTrainers.<\/p>\n<p>13. Putting a room in order.<br \/>\nTidying.<\/p>\n<p>14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.<br \/>\nA firefly.<\/p>\n<p>15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.<br \/>\nA woodlouse isn&#8217;t an insect.<\/p>\n<p>16. The children&#8217;s playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.<br \/>\nA seesaw.<\/p>\n<p>17. How do you eat your pizza?<br \/>\nWith a knife and fork.<\/p>\n<p>18. What&#8217;s it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?<br \/>\nA yard sale.<\/p>\n<p>19. What&#8217;s the evening meal?<br \/>\nDinner.<\/p>\n<p>20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?<br \/>\nThe basement. And it&#8217;s a playroom or den.<\/p>\n<p>21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?<br \/>\nA bubbler. (Or an &#8220;Alan&#8221;).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, this is going to be a strange mix. WHAT DO YOU CALL: 1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks. A stream. 2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called. A trolley or a cart. Depends if the back&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}