They say soon we will run out of helium.
\nMost people think, “What’s the big dealium?
\nSo our voices won’t squeak
\nWhen we inhale a leak –
\nBalloons will just lose some appealium.”<\/p>\n
But balloons aren’t the sole use of helium:
\nFor industrial stuff, it’s idealium.
\nWhen released without thought,
\nIt can never be caught,
\nBut escapes from the earth with great zealium.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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