{"id":709,"date":"2010-06-21T21:33:21","date_gmt":"2010-06-22T04:33:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=709"},"modified":"2010-06-21T21:33:36","modified_gmt":"2010-06-22T04:33:36","slug":"fathers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=709","title":{"rendered":"Father&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had a relaxing Father&#8217;s Day watching the football and went out with mini-Elbeno. We had lunch at Panda Express. As we walked in the door, the girl behind the counter said to me, &#8220;Do you want to try a sample of our new walnut-and-something-or-other shrimp?&#8221; So I thought: &#8220;I like shrimp. I like walnut. I like something-or-other.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure, I&#8217;ll try it.&#8221; So she handed me a (cleverly disguised) blob of molten lava on a cocktail stick, and like a fool, I put it into my mouth whole. My tongue still feels rough today. Anyway, after I&#8217;d recovered, we ordered some food and mini-Elbeno actually tried some orange chicken and some broccoli beef, and liked it!<\/p>\n<p>After that we went to Borders where I got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Colossus-secrets-Bletchley-code-breaking-computers\/dp\/0199578141\/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1277180943&#038;sr=8-8\">Colossus: The Secrets of Bletchley Park&#8217;s Codebreaking Computers<\/a> and used a 40% off coupon courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.android.com\/market\/free.html#app=mycoupons\">My Coupons<\/a>. Then on the way home we stopped at Marie Callender&#8217;s to get a cherry pie (on sale for $8) and at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebritconnection.com\/\">British store<\/a> for a few supplies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a relaxing Father&#8217;s Day watching the football and went out with mini-Elbeno. We had lunch at Panda Express. As we walked in the door, the girl behind the counter said to me, &#8220;Do you want to try a sample of our new walnut-and-something-or-other shrimp?&#8221; So I thought: &#8220;I like&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":711,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions\/711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}