{"id":95,"date":"2005-06-16T04:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T11:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=95"},"modified":"2005-06-16T04:45:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-16T11:45:00","slug":"at-the-risk-of-sounding-and-feeling-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"at the risk of sounding (and feeling) old&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gaiety. Song and dance. Here we are and there we are.<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. Elbeno has fixed holes in two of my favourite jumpers. Jumpers which were cruelly struck down at a young age, finding themselves on the wrong end of an argument with the in-laws&apos; washing machine agitator (<i>agitator<\/i>? I prefer my household appliances to be apolitical).<\/p>\n<p>Pure cotton. Made in Italy. Surely the pinnacle of jumper society. And now back at the number 1 spot on my jumper hit-parade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gaiety. Song and dance. Here we are and there we are. Mrs. Elbeno has fixed holes in two of my favourite jumpers. Jumpers which were cruelly struck down at a young age, finding themselves on the wrong end of an argument with the in-laws&apos; washing machine agitator (agitator? I prefer&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elbeno.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}