I told you it wasn't that impressive.

Today is the memorial day of St Gertrude of Nivelles, patron saint of the recently deceased.

I'm sitting at my desk almost crying with laughter over this.

Am I just a grumpy old git? AOAP. Here are two things that failed to impress me recently. (Found on Google Video) “Amazing” juggling finale. Not that amazing. Half a dozen tricks with 3 balls and lots of moving your body around trying to sell it. I think he's making…

Scene: start of a meeting, waiting for people to arrive A_manager_01 enters, stage right. a_manager_01: 4 reviews down, 24 to go! elbeno: You've done 14%, then? a_manager_01: yep. a_manager_01: …is it really 14%? elbeno: 14.285714 recurring. a_manager_01: … (Knowing what 1/7th is as a decimal comes in handy)

You've probably seen them: the ones where James Dyson says: “I was vacuuming at home one day, and I was really amazed by the lousy suction.” Whenever I see this advert I find myself wondering how many takes it took to get it, and if JD really had to fight…

Boomania! A blast from 1990 from SecondSpin.com via Amazon shops. So here I am, browsing through mp3s, and I'm in the 'B' section of course and I idly click on the 80s classic “Love in the First Degree” by Bananarama. Hold on a minute… that sounds familiar… isn't that? Yes!…

Note: for this meme I am omitting Mrs Elbeno from my friends list. Otherwise it's a non-starter, really. Hmm this meme seems like a bit of a typical “aren't I quirky?” self-congratulatory affair. Well let me tell you something, f-list: no matter how much of a rebel-against-society-norms, emo-classical-acid-jazz-loving, “my-favourite-homestar-character-is-strong-sad” type…