Geek joke for kids

It's a great email client, but why don't the junk mail controls also work on news? They're all still there in the interface, just greyed out. I want to be able to treat junk usenet posts the same way as junk email!

Got myself a pair of Shure E2c earphones, after wondering for a while about noise-cancelling headphones. I'd heard good things on the grapevine and from a coworker about the Shure ones. They seem to be working out well. They were a little strange at first, but they come with small,…

“It shoots a chimp when they think [ ] are the bad guys.” I can't remember what word was in the [ ]. Do you have a good suggestion? AOAP.