Re April 1st

I'm going to build an engine that *mumble mumble mumble*, apparently. Any ideas what the mumbling might be? Another earth-shattering idea lost to Morpheus' embrace, I fear.

I make no apologies for taste. But at least it doesn't include Slade. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas – Diana Krall O Tannenbaum – Vince Guaraldi Trio All I Want for Christmas is You – Mariah Carey Santa Claus is Coming to Town – Bjorn Again (It Must Have…

I told you it wasn't that impressive.